Gee, what a class act. You are a disgusting moron.

In keeping with the theme of this thread, I really despise Michael Jackson will not allow his music in the house. But every once in awhile when driving alone there are a couple of his songs I really like.

Hey Edie, so now we know what kind of entertainment you and your son are watching. Or is that TWC's favorite show?

http://www.twoharborsmn.com/placed/index.php?sect_rank=1&story_id=78616&refer_ur

http://web.duluthnews.com/content/duluth/2001/07/25/local/du_TGO0725.htm

As usual, my hotel was within walking distance of Dealey Plaza. I did the museum (in the School Book Depository) a few years back, so I didn't return. However, I noted that a block or so away, there's a new restaurant called the Kennedy Kafe. Jesus. We speculated on what a few of the house specialities might be.

Zapruder's Zucchini. Serve at 10, film at 11.

Ruby's Tuesday. A special night where New York Strip Steak is served. Anyone named Oswald gets in free. Of course, he may not get back out.

The Grassy Knoll Salad.

The J. Edgar Hoover Menu. Every other Monday, everything on the menu is a buck. However, the menu has been classified and won't be released.

Anyway, we thought about going to the Kennedy Kafe. Couldn't get in. Too many CIA agents and Cubans hanging around.

Sounds like a great evening Drifty, except for the Twins losing. Seems like the Mariners can do no wrong. Everthing they touch is a hit and all their throws are on target. Well it is better than the Yankees or the Braves I guess.

How old are you??? How old are you.....

Sample line from Batman after he gets the best of Mr. Freeze at the end of an episode:

"Bet you didn't know I was wearing my super-thermal underwear!"

Now, how can you not love a show with dialogue like that?

One more: The Blue Swede version of the B.J. Thomas song Hooked on a Feeling. It just makes me laugh.

As a gift, I'll arrange for my close personal friend Neil Diamond to send you a red sequined jacket and matching pants. And a copy of the lyrics to "Forever in Blue Jeans."

Had a great long weekend camping. Went south and the weather was great yesterday until we got to Moose Lake. Then we got the lake affect and it got cold. Hope everyone else had a great weekend also.

Wow! Could you really arrange that TWC? It would make my life complete if you could get him to include a copy of "Cracklin Rosey".

By the way it's too bad you had to watch the Twins when they're right in the middle of a major league collapse.

It sounds like Safeco Field is a great place though.

Anyway, hope your birthday goes well. Or went well, as the case may be.

I WAS IN THE CITIES THIS WEEKEND AND READ THE BIG STORIES ON WHAT'S UP WITH THE VIKINGS. I AM A LITTLE DISTURBED AT WHAT THE TEAM MEMBERS ARE SAYING AND WITH RED'S ACTION'S. RANDY MOSS MAY BE GREAT BUT YOU NEED A TEAM AS A WHOLE TO WIN GAMES. AND WE LOST SO MANY GREAT PLAYERS JUST FOR RANDY. ONE MAN CANNOT WIN GAMES ALONE. IF THE DEFENSE HATES PART OF THE OFFENSE WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

Oh, I've been gone for what seems like forever, AND NOBODY MISSED ME!!!

WELCOME BACK HAPPY. LAST ONE'S ALL GROWN UP.

CRUISER, PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN'T SO. PLEASE.

Or something like that

Two-Z, here's a song to replace Hooked on a Feeling in your head:

"Oooh, see that girl

Watch that scene

You are the dancin' queen.

I read in the paper today that a guy killed his wife and the knife was still in her yet. Where is her yet?

It's interesting you should bring that up. I saw a Web site today that's devoted to incorrect lyrics. You can link to it via itsflashback.com.

By the way, Skipper, if you have any eligibility left, you may want to become a Cyclone. They need help on the d-line. If you can tackle like a son of a bitch, you could be the man.

Two-Z, it's been 4 days since I've golfed...I think I'm dying.

HOPE ALL CAN STAY OUT OF THE HEAT TODAY. GONNA BE A BAD ONE. I HEAR 107 HEAT INDEX IN THE CITIES.

SKIP, THERE ARE MANY SONGS I'VE SONG WITH THE WRONG WORDS. THERE'S THE GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK WHERE WHEN YOU CALL THEM IN, I ONLY FOUND OUT LAST YEAR I ALWAYS SAID THE WRONG THING. TOO FUNNY.

Then there was the Paul is Dead scare (craze or whatever). I don't remember which song it was, but fans thought they heard "I buried Paul" when it was actually "cranberry sauce." I think

Finally, a friend of mine insisted that a line in Elton John's Honky Cat was "pissin' in a stream" when it was "fishin' in a stream." Oops

Happy it is great to hear from you. That was a great joke. Is your youngest as bored with summer as mine is? It's about this time of summer they start missing school.

Because of the Internet and thus the availability of song lyrics I have found that almost every song I thought I knew is actually different. Some of the Bob Dylan lyrics still do not make any sense even after I read them.

Two-Z, what is it about golf?? I participated in many-a sporting events, but have yet to swing a club....is it too late to learn?

Have a wonnnnerful day, all! (heat index hear has only reached 113 - I'm dripping in the air-conditioning as I type.)