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Skipper email icqHeritage Days06-08-2000
Who is going up to the old town for Heritage Days? (sorry webby only thing I could think of)



Harold Heritage email icqRe: Heritage Days06-08-2000
The Heritage Days Committee has announced that the Legion will be open for business. Also the Earthworm Cafe, The Dixie Dining Experience, The Subway, and the backroom of the Anglers Tavern. We thank you for asking.



Bullet Dave email icqRe: Heritage Days06-08-2000
Will I be asked to perform at Heritage Days? Thanks, Bullet Dave



Greg Repensky email icqRe: Heritage Days06-09-2000
I will have a hitting clinic at the old field, bring choppers and a bottle to pass!



BJ Johnson email icqRe: Heritage Days06-09-2000
I will be conducting a poetry session at the old Minnehaha School during heritage in honor of my old students. Students please settle down.



Miss Kasari email icqRe: Heritage Days06-10-2000
Which one of you felons still has an overdue book from the old Minnehaha Library? I am slowly tracking you down!



Malcolm email icqRe: Heritage Days06-12-2000
Miss Manlove will conduct a class on proper shaving etiquette. 3rd floor at the Minnehaha. Bring your flat blades.



webman email icqRe: Heritage Days06-12-2000
Miss Shaw will conduct vision screenings.



Eugene "Pug" Norlander email icqRe: Heritage Days06-12-2000
I will have a clinic on temperature control in my old room at Minnehaha. We will practice exiting the room with the door shut. Thank you.



Jack Curphy email icqRe: Heritage Days06-12-2000
During my science seminar, we will all watch a wonderful hockey instructional film for the 12th time. My students never get tired of watching a two-toothed Canadian in white skates show them proper stick handling techniques. Sure beats teaching them about cumulus nimbus clouds. See you on the main level of the old Minnehaha. Mr. Curphy



Gomer Sheils email icqRe: Heritage Days06-13-2000
My contribution to Heritage Days will be to conduct a seminar on saving money. I have developed 1995432 easy ways to save money and have used every one of them personally. Everything is perfect at my house. Gomer.



Black Joe email icqRe: Heritage Days06-13-2000
I will have a booth down by the depot over Heritage Days in case any of you need to brush up on your Geography. Bring your own maps and a twelver of cold ones. Black Joe



Big Jim email icqRe: Heritage Days06-13-2000
We will have swimming lessons at the High School pool for any THHS alumni (unless the pool gets condemned before Heritage Days). We still have many fine green and red school owned swim trunks available for your use. Cannot guarantee that drawstrings are attached. All must shower before entering the pool! Social gathering at Hugo's upon completion of lessons. See you in July. Big Jim



Madeline Bier email icqRe: Heritage Days06-14-2000
I will be conducting a seminar in crowd control, I will have extra wooden 12 inch rulers to be used for wailing on extended digits, a sour personality is much sought after!



Charles Halstead email icqRe: Heritage Days06-14-2000
I will be holding a seminar on public speaking during Heritage Days. This will be open only to invited guests and other big shots. Cost will be $450.



Wayno Buck email icqRe: Heritage Days06-14-2000
My good friends are invited to my informal class entitled: "If you have to go, tie a string around it." Humble Wayno.



Arne Swanson email icqRe: Heritage Days06-14-2000
I will be giving Swedish lessons and offering free pitchers of Aqavit,if enough interest I will show slides!



Zob email icqRe: Heritage Days06-15-2000
I will dress in my finest fag suit for the joyous occasion.



Mrs. Hoven email icqRe: Heritage Days06-15-2000
I will be conducting a workshop entitled "Proper Etiquette For Mooning" at Lakeview Park during Heritage Days. (Larry Sorensen will be admitted free, as he needs help in this area).



Bill House email icqRe: Heritage Days06-17-2000
I will be riding on a float in the parade. I will be demonstrating the use of artificial cow vaginas (as seen in the farm catalog I used to keep on my desk).

Feed the birds!



Hugh Bishop email icqRe: Heritage Days06-17-2000
I will be holding a free workshop on "Evils Of Writing Poorly". We will use the Two Harbors Chronicle, the Duluth Tribune, Time Magazine, the Moose Magazine, and Grit as examples. You must pass a test. Thank you-Hugh.



Dale Olson email icqRe: Heritage Days06-17-2000
I have been requested to hold a class in "The Art Of Picking Up Girls". Guest speakers will be Gloria H., Emil Dahlberg, Acid Al, Dick Nolander, Walt Aldinger, Erwin, Billy W., Frank Burton, and Barbie. Tuition is $2.00



Arthur Pell email icqRe: Heritage Days06-18-2000
How gross!!!



Miss Duval email icqRe: Heritage Days06-20-2000
I am looking for aspiring artists to draw nude pictures of me on the Edna G., I will pose for 2 hour sessions, let's hope for cold weather



Arthur Pell email icqRe: Heritage Days06-21-2000
How GROSS!!!!





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