Meanwhile, at the future site of BNTNG, unconfirmed reports indicate that dangerous toxic waste has been found at the site. It's either a six-pack of Old Milwaukee, a sweaty t-shirt left behind by the Very Capable Kenny Yates or some Stanko's Brew left behind by a prior camper. Teams are now being called in from Minneapolis, who are fumigating the Dome following that miserable second half by Michigan State's guards.

How good (or bad) will the Twins be this year? And, what are the odds the stadium situation will be resolved in their favor? And, does anyone else want to see Chuck Knoblauch catch a fly ball right between the eyes (not that I'm bitter or anything, but ....)?

Remember, opening day for the boys is a matter of hours away.

I've also wondered how long it would take fans to understand that one of the attractions of college and high school sports are their stability. They AREN'T going anywhere. Good call there, Cap.

By the way, I've been checking the Web cams and it appears to be snowing along the North Shore. I'm shocked - snow in April? Spring must be, what - 3 months away now?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Darryl

Darryl who?

Darryl always be a place for you in my heart.

Oh, stop groaning Drifter, I can hear you from here!

2. I am not all that impressed by the abilities of "Coach K" at Duke. If I had 12 McDonald's All-Americans and the refs in my back pocket every damn game, I'd win a hell of a lot more than 3 national championships.

3. Britny Spears is 12 years old DOM. You and Bob Dole are perverts...

PS--What does DOM stand for anyway??Dirty Old Man??

OK, HERE'S THE SKINNY. IF I WERE TO GIVE ONE CLUE ABOUT MYSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE BESIDES MY NAME??????????

Then again, I believe it's possible to work on your tan along the North Shore in April. That's where I'm headed next week to do some visiting. I expect to come back fully bronzed.

My parents, hoping to escape the snow and cold for awhile have traveled to Vegas to visit my sister. Next week they all will be here to see the Tulip Festival in northwest Washington state. We will take in a Mariner, Texas game in the new stadium.

I am not thrilled with any of the pro sports these days. Millionairs go on strike to make millionaires pay them more while we as taxpayers build them places to play. And the worst part is whenever one of them gets a new contract the price of beer goes up. Now that is a sin.

This Indian Lake thing sounds pretty darn sinful to me, not to mention fun. Is this a tradition that's been going on a while?

I'm glad you're thrilled about the Twins victory, however, I'm bummed the Tigers didn't win in their new stadium, which I'll be helping to pay for for years to come. Ha! Those ballplayers make so much money, they could, collectively, build 10 new stadiums. I hear ya, Torggy!

Sue, not all of us are T.H. natives. Some of us are at this site by injection only. Please stick around, there's WAY too much testosterone in here!

Drifter, would that tractor ride be with Meister Dave himself? I use to spend alot of time on Indian Lake.

Two-Z, for instance, remains an elusive mystery. A 1981 THHS grad NOT named Franz Nizwant, Bart Wick or Tony Price, no one has a real clue to his (or her) ID. Perhaps Two-Z, you could reveal a past girlfriend from high school?

MLB baseball sucks. If you want baseball, go see the Dukes or the Gophers in action.

Go Gophers. Rah.

We have a Masters pool going here, and one of my draft picks (Lee Westwood) has dropped out because his wife is having a baby. I, of course, am outraged. What's more important in life, the birth of a child or a Masters pool? It is a no-brainer.

Thank you.