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Dr. Flatus   | Useful Information | 04-13-2000 |
| In my constant searching of the Web for useful information, I inadvertently stumbled across your quaint Forum. I have become especially enamored of Drifter, Skipper, and Postman. The tales they tell are fascinating. I specialize in the study of flatus (farts) and I thought that perhaps with your large consumption of beer, that you fine people would benefit from some information about flatulence. If you have any particularly personal questions, or would be interested in participating in a scholarly study, please contact me through my website listed here. Thank you for being a source of entertainment and enlightenment. Sincerely yours, Dr. Flatus http://www.salon.com/health/feature/2000/02/24/farts/index.html | ||
| webman | Re: Useful Information | 04-13-2000 |
| Now here is some cool information. | ||
| webman | Re: Useful Information | 04-13-2000 |
| Press the music button for some good background while you read from Dr. Fart's weblink. | ||
| Drifter | Re: Useful Information | 04-13-2000 |
| Extremely interesting reading. I highly recommend it. Thank you, Drifter | ||
| Kitty | Re: Useful Information | 04-14-2000 |
| You guys have reached an all-time low!!! You call THAT interesting reading?? I think only a guy could possibly appreciate it! (I did like the part about women farting less-'course I already knew that!!). | ||
| Mayor Wayne | Re: Useful Information | 04-17-2000 |
| Perhaps we could have an enlightened discussion about utilizing the methane produced on any Saturday or Sunday morning. We could probably supply at least part of the electrical needs of my (oops!) our fair city. | ||
| Ivan | Re: Useful Information | 04-18-2000 |
| Here is another site for your consideration. WWW.MRMETHANE.COM | ||
| Doctor Blowout | Re: Useful Information | 04-19-2000 |
| What are you people doing? I have copyrights on all gaspassing, slippage, blowouts, and hot air. You will be hearing from my attorney: Mr. Marvis Tornado. | ||
| RL Smith | Re: Useful Information | 04-24-2000 |
| I hope Buffy Carlson reads the information from Dr. Flatus. Buffy was the only student I had that would let 'em rip right in the middle of class, for all of us to hear. Then he would giggle. Now I hear he is a teacher. I wonder if he still farts during class? RL | ||
| B.J. | Re: Useful Information | 04-24-2000 |
| I also had problems with a certain student passing gas during class, but it wasn't Buffy Carlson. If I wasn't reprimanding this student for passing gas (or in your language farting), I was continually asking him to remove a photo of Farrah Fawcett from the inside of his fold-up desk. For the life of me, I don't recall his name, but I remember he sat in the back corner next to some guys named Foy and Egger. B.J. | ||
| Kitty | Re: Useful Information | 04-27-2000 |
| Have any of you 'fartologists' seen the avi.'s called 'blind date' or 'farting in bed'? You need to have a movie viewer and enough disk space to see them, but they're way too funny. I'd be happy to pass them along (pardon the pun). Better yet, if webman wants them, I'll send them to him, and HE can pass them around. I have reached an all time low....actually it's my nieces' fault!! | ||
| webman | Re: Useful Information | 04-29-2000 |
| Hook me up with the avi's baby. I'll make some sort of link or something so we can all see them. | ||
| Wilbur | Re: Useful Information | 05-05-2000 |
| I have a problem that I usually refer to as bung-wung. Use your imagination. All of my underwear has incredible skid marks. Could Dr. Fart help me? | ||
| Dr. Flatus | Re: Useful Information | 05-05-2000 |
| Dear Wilbur, is that your real name? Our intestines, both large and small secrete mucous to lubricate and help in the passage of stool. It sounds like your intestines may be secreting an overly generous amount of mucous. This may be a result of overstimulation of some sort. You might try taking an antihistimine regularly. They work for sinuses, why not try them for the other end? Good luck, and let me know how it works for you. Sincerely, Dr. Flatus | ||
| Kitty | Re: Useful Information | 05-07-2000 |
| Webman, I've moved 'farting in bed' avi. to a seperate file and I now can send it out, but it's 1.73 MB's, so if you've got room, I'll send it. Just let me know. | ||
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