My car is in the shop. My TV does not work. My computer flickers and beeps. My work is going badly. I burned the toast. What should I do?

As it is, I already have a seedy reputation for my alleged affair with the mouse's wife. I'm sure you heard about their breakup. Everyone heard about it. People now use the expression, "She's f'ing goofy." as part of their everyday vernacular. It is all just a vicious rumor and I resent the implication.

I would like to offer my services as a source of information as to how many of your everyday expressions came into being. You can contact me at your leisure. I am especially well-informed regarding Disney creations.

Too much lysergic acid diethylamide (lsd)? Besides, Mr. Disney did not have any walrus characters that I can recall.

You might look up walrus under some sort of Looney Toons thing. I remember that Tennessee Tuxedo had a walrus sidekick.

Yours,

I.M.G.