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Kitty   | Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| Dear Kitty, Pardon my use of your name as the originator of this topic. It just wouldn't look right if I used my name. Webman | ||
| Beans | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| No...say it ain't true. Kitty is really Tom Smith, brother of Acid Al Smith? I've always suspected that Smith was a switch hitter but never a transexual. | ||
| Whoosh | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| Acid Al has NO sex. (But he does have a dog!) Kitty, what should Al do? He will also meet you at the Landing on Friday. | ||
| Drifter | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| Kitty, Please squash this rumor about you previously being a man or worse yet being Tom Smith (brother of Acid Al Smith of rural Two Harbors). We are all anxiously waiting. Not too much green beer this weekend, everyone... Drifter | ||
| Gary Keeler | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| I have inside info that Drifter is none other that QBall Keeler. Fess up! | ||
| Drifter | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| No, I am not any of the Q-Ball Keelers. But to this day I admire the entire family, especially Big Jim. Is it true that he can drink 36 Blatz beers and still be sober? God, I envy that man. Drifter | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
Webman, if you were any more loyal, you'd be a golden retriever!  What a sweetheart you are. Drifter, do I have to go that route again?? Are you STILL not convinced I am woman (hear me roar)??!! What do I have to do, get up on a table and strip?? I'll be in town some weekend, not this one, though. And no, I won't get on a table and strip!!! | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-16-2000 |
| Our timing scares me, how about you, Drifter? (private note, all) | ||
| Skipper | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-17-2000 |
| Man, woman, no sex, I have bigger problems!, St. Patrick's day is upon us and I have given up the spirits for lent! Now what the hell am I supposed to do tonight? | ||
| Ivan | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-17-2000 |
| Yes, I believe the Skipper's dilema takes the cake. As for suggestions, I have none, but I have one question: Of the many things to give up, why in the hell would you give up the beverage? I'm sure your priest didn't!! By the way, I am now convinced that I know Kitty's true identity...more to come. | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| Really, Skipper, you should know by now if you're going to give something up for lent, it has to be like liverworst or blood sausage, or lutefisk (my personal favorite). But if you were going to give up the spirits, you could have said EXCEPT for green beer. That way, you at least have 1 day to live it up! Hope you survived!! | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| Drifter, sorry about that earlier post...we'd sent messages at the same time, and I'd had 2 too many H.D.C.'s. Ivan, give it up! You may THINK you know who I am, but you can never be really sure, can you?? Oh, and I'm not catholic, so I probably shouldn't be giving advise about lent! | ||
| Drifter | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| Ivan is in love with Kitty, whether he is a man or woman. He loves Tom Smith, too, so if Kitty is really Tom Smith (brother of Acid Al Smith), everything will work out. | ||
| Asher Burlingame | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| I have found out that Kitty is really Ted Kolberg. Elsie told me the other night in the Legion. Drifter is wrong about Ivan. Ivan is really an old woman who cleans houses in Eagan. Drifter is wrong quite a bit. | ||
| Drifter | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| The message two back wasn't really from me, but I wouldn't mind taking credit for it. Excellent post. Drifter | ||
| Skipper | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| BLOODSAUSAGE? Who the hell would even eat it, let alone give it up!Maybe Kitty IS Acid Al Smith... | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| Skipper, you missed my point, totally! The idea was to give up something that would not be difficult to give up...now do you understand? Scottie, beam me up.... | ||
| Joe Klinker | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| I love bloodsausage much. Why critsize something you don't know anything? | ||
| Skipper | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-18-2000 |
| I get the message....I feel you are trying to patronize me, am I correct? | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-20-2000 |
| Ahhh, Skipper, I'd never say anything to intentionally hurt you...it was written in jest, but I can see how it could've been read otherwise. Please accept my heartfelt apology.....still buddies?? | ||
| Ivan | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-20-2000 |
| It is becoming quite clear now. Kitty is Tom Smith, brother of Acid Al Smith. Acid Al Smith is uncle to the infamous Roscoe boys, making Tom Smith, AKA Kitty, also uncle to the Roscoe outlaws. RL Smith, father of Acid Al Smith and Tom Smith, AKA Kitty, would then be great uncle of the Roscoe renegades. Now, this should clear up this debate once and for all. | ||
| Skipper | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-20-2000 |
| Yea still buddies, you know if you ever wanna rap or just hang out let me know, OK?.....Again, Webby another fancy color scheme! | ||
| Richard L. Smith | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-20-2000 |
| I am not related to the Roscoe boys. My father, Leo Smith, was related to the Smith Brothers of cough drop fame. His sister was Acid Al Smith's third wife. Tom Smith is wierd. Gene Smith was Tom's brother, no relation of mine. | ||
| Stormin' Normin | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-20-2000 |
| Gene Smith once put the cuffs' on me, a little to tight I might add, I meant to turn left at the Vet's but continued on into the campground, good thing everyone was smelting! | ||
| Wallace | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-21-2000 |
| I would like to hear more about Acid Al Smith. Does anyone know where he came from? What is his college record? What majors? How old is Acid Al? What church does he belong to? What sport does he participate in? Who is his closest friend? | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-24-2000 |
| Gee, Wallace, if one didn't know better, they'd think you were obsessed with Acid Al. Perhaps some concealed tendencies of attraction to members of your own sex?? Hmmm...better see Father Bob at once! | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-24-2000 |
| Skipper, thanks for the invite to just hang out...I'd like that but it's gonna have to wait until I'm done with my big project (May-ish). Oh, Webman, I meant to tell you the new colors are too cool for words!! (You've been watching 'Martha Stewart', haven't you??!!) High five! | ||
| Heart | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 03-31-2000 |
| Dear Kitty, Why do they like you? Why won't anyone ask me anymore questions? Is it because people figured out that I am really a GWM? | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 04-02-2000 |
| Heart, #1. I'm vocal. #2. They're not asking me any more, either! #3. You are? That shouldn't matter...right, guys? | ||
| Lurch | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 04-03-2000 |
| Skipper is a GWM also. | ||
| Drifter | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 04-04-2000 |
| Kitty, what should I do? | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 04-05-2000 |
| Drifter, can you be a little more specific than 'what should I do'? My question is, about what? | ||
| Drifter | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 04-06-2000 |
| What about what? | ||
| Vinnie | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 04-06-2000 |
| Up your nose with a rubber hose! | ||
| Ringo | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 05-05-2000 |
| Dear Kitty, What should I do??? I am trying to tell people that I am the walrus. No one takes me seriously. Father Bob will laugh at me and even Mr. Goofy won't listen. Am I the walrus? Is it real? Did I do too much lsd? HELP?! What is a walrus anyway? | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 05-07-2000 |
| Ringo, stop listening to those old records!! Try listening to Eric Clapton or maybe Big Bad VooDoo Daddy for a change. If you did LSD, there may be no hope for you at all! | ||
| webman | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 09-25-2000 |
| Kitty, Are you still dispensing advice and wisdom to all who seek it? This column needs a little activity too. Perhaps Father Bob will have something to confess to you. Or better yet, maybe you have something you would like to confess to Father Bob in front of all of us. | ||
| webman | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 09-25-2000 |
| Kitty, I have never been able to get that "farting in bed" thing up on a website. I will try it again though. Me and my whole family laughed our asses off when I played it. I like the way your nieces(?) have corrupted you. | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 09-29-2000 |
| Webman, if you thought 'farting in bed' was funny, you should have seen 'blind date'!! THAT one is my all time favorite!! Once again, I'd be more than happy to send that one along, but seems like you had trouble getting the whole file or something. Glad you liked the other one, it's funny, too, OLE' !!! | ||
| webman | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 09-30-2000 |
| Kitty, If the Blind Date file is about the same size as the f in b file, try sending it again. I'll send an email with more info. Thanks! | ||
| Lucy | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 01-25-2001 |
| Dear Kitty, I have a question for you. If a man is talking and there is no woman to hear him, is he still lying? Lucy | ||
| Ringo | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 01-25-2001 |
| Dear Kitty, I have a question too. If a woman is talking and there are no men listening, is the woman still bitching. Remember, all you need is love, love. Love is all you need. Ringo | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 02-03-2001 |
| Lucy, my dear, you are right on, girl! They will always lie, especially about things having to do with size, whether it be fish or parts of their anatomy. One must always take what a man says with a grain of salt. | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 02-03-2001 |
| Ringo, are you still on drugs, or what? Not all women bitch, some, like me, whine once in a while, and there's nothing wrong with that. Those that bitch, often have a very good reason for it, like being lied to by a man! | ||
| Kitty | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 02-10-2001 |
| Well, I guess I'm no longer invited to this party, but it was fun while it lasted. Bye, all. | ||
| Ringo | Re: Ask Kitty - continued | 02-13-2001 |
| Dear Kitty, I was away for a while. Trying to find myself. And yes, I am still on drugs. It is George that is not. No lies here. Ringo | ||
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